It could happen…

Man – Hi Vet. I’m worried about my dog. It seems to have gotten psychotic, erratic and just overtly nervous.

Vet – How long has this been going on?

Man – It happened just now.

Vet – Sir, did you get into your stash?

Man -  Vet, are you sure that it isn’t that  my dog woke up with the realization that destiny had forgotten to write something out for him?

Vet – I would say that is one lucky dog you have there. Imagine, living a life that could go any which way. Everything up to chance and desire.

Man – Oh, don’t let Dog hear that! Are you sure you are a professional? 

Vet – Mmm, you’re right. You should bring Dog down right away.


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