Man – Hi Vet. I’m worried about my dog. It seems to have gotten psychotic, erratic and just overtly nervous.
Vet – How long has this been going on?
Man – It happened just now.
Vet – Sir, did you get into your stash?
Man - Vet, are you sure that it isn’t that my dog woke up with the realization that destiny had forgotten to write something out for him?
Vet – I would say that is one lucky dog you have there. Imagine, living a life that could go any which way. Everything up to chance and desire.
Man – Oh, don’t let Dog hear that! Are you sure you are a professional?
Vet – Mmm, you’re right. You should bring Dog down right away.